The perks of being 60 - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 07-30-2003, 09:14 AM

1. Kiddnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run a marathon.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You keep hearing about other peoples operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

21. You can't remember who sent you this list.

SouthernMoss · 07-30-2003, 09:18 AM

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15. You sing along with elevator music.

My daughter HATES it when I do that.

Gunfyter · 07-30-2003, 09:20 AM

You're just a baby and doing that already? Whew, what else?

ibtrukn · 07-30-2003, 12:16 PM

#9/ dam I need both whassa dude to do?

armedandsafe · 07-30-2003, 06:02 PM

I had one to add to that. I'll post it as soon as I remember it.

Pops

07-30-2003, 09:14 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	The perks of being 60 1. Kiddnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run a marathon. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You keep hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 21. You can't remember who sent you this list. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

07-30-2003, 09:20 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	You're just a baby and doing that already? Whew, what else? __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

07-30-2003, 12:16 PM	#4
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	#9/ dam I need both whassa dude to do?

07-30-2003, 06:02 PM	#5
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	I had one to add to that. I'll post it as soon as I remember it. Pops