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Old 07-31-2003, 07:21 PM   #1
armedandsafe
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A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Johnny, is there anything wrong"?

The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church".

The teacher was very impressed and asked Johnny if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing.

Johnny replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".

The earth is 1/3 land and 2/3 water. The Lord knew we'd spend more time fishing than plowing.

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