MEN - The Firearms Forum

Nighthawk · 01-11-2008, 01:01 PM

Question: What is the difference between men and
puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.

Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on
their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic
tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk
all over them forever.

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a
plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he
created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an
intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind
their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for
40 years?
Answer: Because even back then men wouldn't ask
for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and
pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they
drink...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no
intention of marrying?

Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase
vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks
he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Bruce FLinch · 01-11-2008, 02:02 PM

Nighthawk! You trying to hurt my feelings?

catfish83861 · 01-11-2008, 04:11 PM

Humn, Me thinks you might be tlking about me,oh well its Miller time , Hey honey bring me a beer!

Pistolenschutze · 01-11-2008, 05:06 PM

Understanding a Woman

We need REALLY MEANS I want

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You want REALLY MEANS You need

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It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

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Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

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You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

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Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

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I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

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You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

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I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

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Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

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This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

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You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

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Yes REALLY MEANS No

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No REALLY MEANS No

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Maybe REALLY MEANS No

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I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

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Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

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How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

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I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

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Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

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I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

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Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

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Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

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I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

durk · 01-11-2008, 10:05 PM

We MEANS...... You.

We need to take the Christmas stuff down MEANS... You need to take the Christmas stuff down!

CampingJosh · 01-12-2008, 12:33 AM

Thank you, Pistol. I have half a dozen weddings to go to this summer; a lot of my friends are getting married. I was almost starting to feel like maybe I should look that way, too.
BUT... your list reminded me of why I want a couple more years of freedom (at least).

AL MOUNT · 01-12-2008, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CampingJosh

a lot of my friends are getting married. I was almost starting to feel like maybe I should look that way, too.

Let me give ya a little $$$$$$ saving tip.......

Just find a woman you hate.......... and buy her a house.........

......

delta13soultaker · 01-12-2008, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AL MOUNT

Let me give ya a little $$$$$$ saving tip.......

Just find a woman you hate.......... and buy her a house.........

......

LMFAO

Pistolenschutze · 01-12-2008, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CampingJosh

BUT... your list reminded me of why I want a couple more years of freedom (at least).

Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap?

Sorry, I just had to beat Delta to that one.

delta13soultaker · 01-12-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap?

Sorry, I just had to beat Delta to that one.

It is a true thing

01-11-2008, 01:01 PM	#1
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	MEN Question: What is the difference between men and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares????? Question: What did God say after he created man? Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either. Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? Answer: i) no mind ii) no business Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Answer: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions. Question: What is the difference between men and pigs? Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? Answer: Exchange him!! Question: Why do men like smart women? Answer: Opposites attract. __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member -->

01-11-2008, 02:02 PM	#2
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: MEN Nighthawk! You trying to hurt my feelings? __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

01-11-2008, 04:11 PM	#3
catfish83861 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North Idaho Posts: 2,019	Re: MEN Humn, Me thinks you might be tlking about me,oh well its Miller time , Hey honey bring me a beer! __________________ 'Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.' - David Hackworth

01-11-2008, 05:06 PM	#4
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: MEN Understanding a Woman We need REALLY MEANS I want -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You want REALLY MEANS You need -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook? __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

01-11-2008, 10:05 PM	#5
durk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,026	Re: MEN We MEANS...... You. We need to take the Christmas stuff down MEANS... You need to take the Christmas stuff down! __________________ Durk

01-12-2008, 12:33 AM	#6
CampingJosh TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 4,788	Re: MEN Thank you, Pistol. I have half a dozen weddings to go to this summer; a lot of my friends are getting married. I was almost starting to feel like maybe I should look that way, too. BUT... your list reminded me of why I want a couple more years of freedom (at least).