The power of Turpentine... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 01-14-2008, 08:45 PM

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine,
shaking it up and watching the bubbles.

A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he
had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a
pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and
rub it on a cat's @$$ and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

Nighthawk · 01-14-2008, 11:01 PM

inplanotx · 01-15-2008, 04:34 PM

01-14-2008, 08:45 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	The power of Turpentine... A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine, shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's @$$ and he'll pass a Harley Davidson." Attached Images __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

01-14-2008, 11:01 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: The power of Turpentine... __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

01-15-2008, 04:34 PM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: The power of Turpentine... __________________