The power of Turpentine...
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine,
shaking it up and watching the bubbles.
A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a
pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and
rub it on a cat's @$$ and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....