A unique story - The Firearms Forum

satellite66 · 01-15-2008, 06:08 PM

The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to
express praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a
praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck
and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and
the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation
as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim
was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible
pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were
able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap
wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as
they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. And the wife, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with
time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with
relief.

Thunderstruck by the wife's account, the pastor slowly rose and
hesitantly asked if any one else had anything to say.

A man rose and timidly walked to the podium. He announced, "Hi,
I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, ONCE AGAIN, the word is STERNUM."

Marlin · 01-15-2008, 08:43 PM

I get a good chuckle every time I see this one.....

Nighthawk · 01-15-2008, 09:14 PM

01-15-2008, 06:08 PM	#1
satellite66 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Central NJ Posts: 2,068	A unique story The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. And the wife, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with relief. Thunderstruck by the wife's account, the pastor slowly rose and hesitantly asked if any one else had anything to say. A man rose and timidly walked to the podium. He announced, "Hi, I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, ONCE AGAIN, the word is STERNUM." __________________ “Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not” — Thomas Jefferson. "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of 'liberalism,' they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948 -->

01-15-2008, 08:43 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: A unique story I get a good chuckle every time I see this one..... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-15-2008, 09:14 PM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: A unique story __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member