3 Akansas Surgeons - The Firearms Forum

durk · 03-28-2007, 08:53 PM

Arkansas surgeons

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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

"The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President

Lead Lobber · 03-28-2007, 11:22 PM

But what was their respective speeds in relation to earth orbit, sol velocity, and Milky Way rotation?

LL

Bruce FLinch · 03-28-2007, 11:52 PM

Wish that 3rd surgeon hadn't been so talented

catfish83861 · 03-29-2007, 01:21 PM

Dang I really thought she was a strong resemblance of a hunting Mule I had in Oklahoma. Maybe now I know the rest of the story.

catfish

durk · 03-29-2007, 10:30 PM

Give me the mule any day!

glocknut · 03-30-2007, 08:16 PM

Yup....

mike
gn

Taurus_9mm · 01-24-2008, 06:36 PM

That was great!

300 H&H · 01-24-2008, 08:49 PM

Do you suppose that she is hiding that tail

somewhere under those frumpy clothes she wears?

Kirk out...

Nighthawk · 01-25-2008, 11:25 AM

03-28-2007, 08:53 PM	#1
durk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,026	3 Akansas Surgeons Arkansas surgeons -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics. "The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President __________________ Durk -->

03-28-2007, 11:22 PM	#2
Lead Lobber Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central California coastal area Posts: 965	Re: 3 Akansas Surgeons But what was their respective speeds in relation to earth orbit, sol velocity, and Milky Way rotation? LL

03-28-2007, 11:52 PM	#3
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: 3 Akansas Surgeons Wish that 3rd surgeon hadn't been so talented __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

03-29-2007, 01:21 PM	#4
catfish83861 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: North Idaho Posts: 2,019	Re: 3 Akansas Surgeons Dang I really thought she was a strong resemblance of a hunting Mule I had in Oklahoma. Maybe now I know the rest of the story. catfish

03-29-2007, 10:30 PM	#5
durk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,026	Re: 3 Akansas Surgeons Give me the mule any day! __________________ Durk

03-30-2007, 08:16 PM	#6
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: 3 Akansas Surgeons Yup.... mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

01-24-2008, 06:36 PM	#7
Taurus_9mm V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Louisville, Kentucky Posts: 345	Re: 3 Akansas Surgeons That was great!

01-24-2008, 08:49 PM	#8
300 H&H Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,803	Re: 3 Akansas Surgeons Do you suppose that she is hiding that tail somewhere under those frumpy clothes she wears? Kirk out...

01-25-2008, 11:25 AM	#9
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: 3 Akansas Surgeons __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member