The Escaped Prisoner... - The Firearms Forum

hntngirl · 08-21-2003, 01:54 AM

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.

He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

Marlin · 08-21-2003, 09:23 AM

I'll just quote that renouned philosopher, Chester A. Riley:

"What a revolting development this is!!!!!!!"

inplanotx · 08-21-2003, 06:42 PM

Well, I'm old enought to know who Chester A. Reilly is and I'm

IShootBack · 08-22-2003, 08:01 PM

Ha, Ha, Ha...
I always knew I would not do well in prison

08-21-2003, 01:54 AM	#1
hntngirl Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: lebanon, oregon USA Posts: 24	The Escaped Prisoner... A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too." __________________ "You gonna do somethin', or just stand there and bleed?"---Wyatt Earp in "Tombstone" -->

08-21-2003, 09:23 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	I'll just quote that renouned philosopher, Chester A. Riley: "What a revolting development this is!!!!!!!" Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

08-21-2003, 06:42 PM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Well, I'm old enought to know who Chester A. Reilly is and I'm Attached Images __________________

08-22-2003, 08:01 PM	#4
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,306	Ha, Ha, Ha... I always knew I would not do well in prison __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3