> Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided
> >>they should go to college so they could get ahead.
> >>Bubba went in first, and the professor advises him to take
> >>Math, History, and Logic.
> >>"What's Logic?" Bubba asked.
> >>"Well, let me give you an example," said the professor.
> >>"Do you own a weed-eater?"
> >>"Sure do," the redneck responded.
> >>"Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard," the
> >>went on.
> >>"That's real good," said the redneck, in awe.
> >>"Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a
> >>Is that right?"
> >>"GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted.
> >>"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take
> >>care of by yourself,
> >>logic dictates that you have a wife. Right?"
> >>"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is catching on now.
> >>"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are
> >>heterosexual rather than homosexual. Is that right?"
> >>"You are absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thang I
> >>heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class!"
> >>Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into
> >>hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are ya
> >>Cooter asks.
> >>"Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba.
> >>"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter.
> >>"Let me give you an example," Bubba says. "Do you own a
> >>"No." says Cooter.
> >>"You're Queer, aintcha?"