Re: Democrat/Liberal jokes
Q.How do you keep a lib. from getting paid?
A. Hide his welfare check in his workboots.
Q. How do you keep a lib. from drowning?
A. Take yer foot off the back of his head.
Q. How do you get a dirty, hippy, liberal into the bath?
A. Throw in his welfare check.
Q. How do you get him out?
A. Throw in a bar of soap.
Quaerite Prime Regnum Dei~ Official motto of Newfoundland
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws. -- Edward Abbey in Abbey's Road, p.39 (Plume, 1979)