The end is Near
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground which reads:
"The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled a driver as he sped past.
From the curve ahead, they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks. "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
The gene pool needs chlorine