Hard core union man
There was a hard core union man who went to a house of ill repute, He asked the madam if this house was unionized? The madam said no. Being hard core union, he left.
He went to the next house, asked the same question, received the same answer, so again he left. House after house he got the same reply, until finally he came to the last house.
Fearing that he might have to go “non union” he approached the madam and asked the question. This time he received the reply that “YES this house is unionized.” Relieved that he had finally found a “union ran” house, he settled in for the “selection.”
Looking around at all the beautiful ladies he finally settled on one that really caught his fancy. He tells the madam that he would like to spend some time with “Sally” a young, very attractive blond on the stairs. The madam sadly informed him, “I’m sure you would like to spend some time with Sally, but 85 year old “Ethel” has seniority.”
The gene pool needs chlorine