Out of the mouths of babes...

armedandsafe · 08-30-2003, 09:11 PM

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because, even though it was a very large mammal, its' throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

gamachinist · 08-31-2003, 10:20 AM

That one gets forwarded!!

Thanks,Robert.

08-30-2003, 09:11 PM	#1
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Out of the mouths of babes... A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because, even though it was a very large mammal, its' throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". -->

08-31-2003, 10:20 AM	#2
gamachinist V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Locust Grove GA Posts: 213	That one gets forwarded!! Thanks,Robert.