More Blonde Stuff - The Firearms Forum

ruffitt · 09-06-2003, 05:00 AM

Hear about the blonde who.............................?

* Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight...........?

* Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope...........?

* Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter...........?

* Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said "2 to 4 years."..........?

* Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out...........?

* Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button...........?

* When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C."..........?

* Can't make KoolAid because eight cups of water won't fit into one of those little packets...........?

* Got hurt when she fell out of the tree while raking leaves...........?

* Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."..........?

* After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, omplained that the other swimmers were using their arms...........?

* What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"?
A blonde at a flashing red light...........?

* Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain, and the top is down."..........?

Marlin · 09-06-2003, 09:22 AM

I say, Ole Chap. - - - - - - You better duck!

Our three younger daughters wouldn't think it was all that funny. And, I just talked the 38 year old into reading the Forum after a discussion about CCW and robbery protection at work!!!!!!!!!

They are each very blond and very sharp, far from the dumb stereotype.

09-06-2003, 05:00 AM	#1
ruffitt TFF Admin Staff In Heaven Now Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sparta, MI / Now In Heaven Also Posts: 2,880	More Blonde Stuff Hear about the blonde who.............................? * Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight...........? * Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope...........? * Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter...........? * Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said "2 to 4 years."..........? * Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out...........? * Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button...........? * When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C."..........? * Can't make KoolAid because eight cups of water won't fit into one of those little packets...........? * Got hurt when she fell out of the tree while raking leaves...........? * Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."..........? * After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, omplained that the other swimmers were using their arms...........? * What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"? A blonde at a flashing red light...........? * Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain, and the top is down."..........? __________________ Any politician who doesn't trust me to own a weapon is not someone worthy of my vote, my respect, ~~ or my tax dollars. -->

09-06-2003, 09:22 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	I say, Ole Chap. - - - - - - You better duck! Our three younger daughters wouldn't think it was all that funny. And, I just talked the 38 year old into reading the Forum after a discussion about CCW and robbery protection at work!!!!!!!!! They are each very blond and very sharp, far from the dumb stereotype. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* Last edited by Marlin; 09-06-2003 at 09:23 AM..