Applying for Social Security - The Firearms Forum

ruffitt · 09-06-2003, 04:58 AM

A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for social security.

After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "unbutton your shirt." So, he opens his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you
might have gotten disability too!"

inplanotx · 09-06-2003, 07:04 AM

That'a a keeper, Ruffit.

IShootBack · 09-06-2003, 04:14 PM

That's cld dude...Funny but cold

ISB

09-06-2003, 04:58 AM	#1
ruffitt TFF Admin Staff In Heaven Now Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sparta, MI / Now In Heaven Also Posts: 2,880	Applying for Social Security A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "unbutton your shirt." So, he opens his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability too!" __________________ Any politician who doesn't trust me to own a weapon is not someone worthy of my vote, my respect, ~~ or my tax dollars. -->

09-06-2003, 07:04 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	That'a a keeper, Ruffit. Attached Images __________________

09-06-2003, 04:14 PM	#3
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,309	That's cld dude...Funny but cold ISB __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3