The Indian

Gunfyter · 09-05-2003, 06:47 AM

The Indian walks into the tavern with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the Indian. "You know I live by the railway.
Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You're lucky. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno. Never found the head."

SouthernMoss · 09-05-2003, 07:46 AM

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gunfyter · 09-05-2003, 07:48 AM

Exactly what my wife would have said. Now the question is, what did the "new husband" have to say? BTW - Congratulations

SouthernMoss · 09-05-2003, 07:51 AM

I'll let him speak for himself.

Thanks for the congrats.

Marlin · 09-05-2003, 07:57 AM

MAL!!!!

Trés, Trés MAL...............

Ditto on the congrats. It's wonderful to know we have so much support out there.

ruffitt · 09-06-2003, 04:54 AM

Not only

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Trés, Trés MAL

but sick, very sick.........

Logansdad · 09-06-2003, 03:11 PM

that's something a white man would've said

pickenup · 09-06-2003, 05:50 PM

That is bad...REALLY BAD......

09-05-2003, 06:47 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	The Indian The Indian walks into the tavern with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the Indian. "You know I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You're lucky. Was she pretty?" "Dunno. Never found the head." __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

09-05-2003, 07:48 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Exactly what my wife would have said. Now the question is, what did the "new husband" have to say? BTW - Congratulations __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work Last edited by Gunfyter; 09-05-2003 at 07:49 AM..

09-05-2003, 07:57 AM	#5
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	MAL!!!! Trés, Trés MAL............... Ditto on the congrats. It's wonderful to know we have so much support out there. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* Last edited by Marlin; 09-05-2003 at 07:59 AM..

09-06-2003, 03:11 PM	#7
Logansdad V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Alabama's Gulf Coast Posts: 222	that's something a white man would've said __________________ "Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Jesus, Luke 22:36 "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." Galileo It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it..

09-06-2003, 05:50 PM	#8
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	That is bad...REALLY BAD...... __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

09-05-2003, 07:46 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-05-2003, 07:51 AM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	I'll let him speak for himself. Thanks for the congrats.