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Pistolenschutze · 05-09-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pinecone70

I had grits today with my breakfast-for-lunch. Yum......

Not to worry, Pine, a little castor oil should take care of the problem. :::::hiding in bunker, closing lid:::::

pinecone70 · 05-10-2009, 06:16 AM

tuckerd1 · 05-13-2009, 01:29 PM

Girls Raised In The South

Islandboy · 05-17-2009, 08:17 PM

Hey Kutaho, you tried the Fire Engine?
With the grits of course?

Bobitis · 05-25-2009, 06:43 PM

My bad....

But I've never seen a reason to like grits.

There's certainly no taste involved. And the texture is......

Lutefisk comes to mind.

Personally, I use lye to clean and disinfect.
NOT for eating.

Maximilian II · 06-07-2009, 05:04 AM

The best and worst grits come from Huddle House.
Best: as mentioned above, with some nice eggs to mix in. Good for soaking up excess alcohol.
Worst: in the Smyrna jail, cold and congealed into a "thing" that pulled up the cardboard delivery box it was brought to me in.

Hot grits are good. Cold grits are good glue. Or hockey pucks for those unfortunate enough to live in Yankeeland.

ampaterry · 06-07-2009, 06:28 AM

Every time I passed through the south, I did backflips trying to AVOID getting grits with my breakfast, and often failed.
Now that I have lived down here for 30 years and have sampled them on several occasions, I have to say that they actually ARE edible. Shoney's breakfast bar on Friday morning after a workout at the Y. Big pan of walpaper-paste lookiing gruel. I put a blob on my plate, salted and peppered them, added a little butter, and did the fork-test thing.

They stayed on the fork.

Hey, they were not even HALF bad.

Very surprising!

Pistolenschutze · 06-07-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ampaterry

Now that I have lived down here for 30 years and have sampled them on several occasions, I have to say that they actually ARE edible.

Edible only if one does not mind wallpaper paste for breakfast.

kutaho · 06-07-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Edible only if one does not mind wallpaper paste for breakfast.

I'm beginning to get the impression that grits aren't one of you favorites pistol

kutaho · 06-07-2009, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Islandboy

Hey Kutaho, you tried the Fire Engine?
With the grits of course?

Licked the plate

Pistolenschutze · 06-07-2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by kutaho

I'm beginning to get the impression that grits aren't one of you favorites pistol

Too true, kutaho, and I come from a Southern family too!

I never could stand the stuff though, even as a kid. I think grits are part of a conspiracy to discourage any Yankees from moving south.

DWARREN123 · 06-07-2009, 05:16 PM

GRITS
Girls Raised In The South!

kutaho · 06-07-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Too true, kutaho, and I come from a Southern family too!

I never could stand the stuff though, even as a kid. I think grits are part of a conspiracy to discourage any Yankees from moving south.

I must admit that i was the only one who liked them,
witch meant i was the one who cooked em

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05-25-2009, 06:43 PM	#55
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	Re: Grits, a discourse . . . My bad.... But I've never seen a reason to like grits. There's certainly no taste involved. And the texture is...... Lutefisk comes to mind. Personally, I use lye to clean and disinfect. NOT for eating. __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all

06-07-2009, 05:04 AM	#56
Maximilian II Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Northwest GA Posts: 1,385	Re: Grits, a discourse . . . The best and worst grits come from Huddle House. Best: as mentioned above, with some nice eggs to mix in. Good for soaking up excess alcohol. Worst: in the Smyrna jail, cold and congealed into a "thing" that pulled up the cardboard delivery box it was brought to me in. Hot grits are good. Cold grits are good glue. Or hockey pucks for those unfortunate enough to live in Yankeeland. __________________ Karma is just justice, without the satisfaction. And I don't believe in justice. -Joe Sarno, bagman.

06-07-2009, 06:28 AM	#57
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,381	Re: Grits, a discourse . . . Every time I passed through the south, I did backflips trying to AVOID getting grits with my breakfast, and often failed. Now that I have lived down here for 30 years and have sampled them on several occasions, I have to say that they actually ARE edible. Shoney's breakfast bar on Friday morning after a workout at the Y. Big pan of walpaper-paste lookiing gruel. I put a blob on my plate, salted and peppered them, added a little butter, and did the fork-test thing. They stayed on the fork. Hey, they were not even HALF bad. Very surprising! __________________ Reason given by one of Obama's more intellectual supporters when asked why she voted for him: *"He gave me a PHONE!!"*

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