Five Rules for a Happy Life!

[mrkirker]

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

[Nighthawk]

[OBrien]

It's very, very true.

[Kieran McCaig]

Think how much trouble Big Ugly would be in

[TranterUK]

With your permission may I add my own secret for a long and happy marrage? Once a week at least we go out for a romantic evening including dinner at a favourite resteraunt. I go Tuesdays, the wife goes thursdays.

[21bravo]

that goes along with the old toast "To our wives and girlfriends..... may they never meet"

[MAGNUM44]

You remember what Rodney Dangerfield use to say when they asked him, If he talk's to his wife during sex & his answer was "ONLY IF THERE IS A PHONE NEAR BY " MISS HIS HUMOR ' RIP RODNEY

[Kieran McCaig]

Happy Wife Happy Life

[red14]

Originally Posted by mrkirker

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

I have one of those women. Used to have another.



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