Medical Miracles - The Firearms Forum

army mp · 09-18-2009, 06:43 AM

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a Guy with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now HALF the country is looking for Work.

Marlin · 09-18-2009, 12:01 PM

That's a WINNER, mp.

Thanks for posting it.

09-18-2009, 06:43 AM	#1
army mp V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: western Pa, Posts: 479	Medical Miracles A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a Guy with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now HALF the country is looking for Work. -->

09-18-2009, 12:01 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Medical Miracles That's a WINNER, mp. Thanks for posting it. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*