Brave man jokes

[cycloneman]

Ladies dont get mad it's just jokes.
got it in email

>
>
> VERY
> BRAVE MAN JOKES
>
>
>
> How do you turn a fox into an
> elephant?
>
> Marry her!
>
>
>
> What is the difference between a battery and a
> woman?
>
> A battery has a positive side.
>
>
>
> What are the three fastest means of
> communication?
>
> 1) Television
>
> 2) Telephone
>
> 3) Telawoman
>
>
>
> What should you give a woman who has
> everything?
>
> A man to show her how to work
> it.
>
>
>
> Why is the space between a woman's breasts and
> her hips called a waist?
>
> Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts
> in there.
>
>
>
> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look
> good?
>
> Put a nipple on it.
>
>
>
> What do you say to a woman with 2 black
> eyes?
>
> Nothing,
> she's
> been told twice already.
>
>
>
> If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag
> at you, what have you done wrong?
>
> Made her chain too long.
>
>
>
> How many men does it take to open a
> beer?
>
> None. It should be opened when she brings
> it.
>
>
>
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
> woman?
>
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
> machine will probably
> never be able to support you.
>
>
>
> Why do women have smaller feet than
> men?
>
> It's one of those 'evolutionary things'
> that allows them to stand closer
> to the kitchen sink.
>
>
>
> How do you know when a woman is about to say
> something smart?
>
> When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told
> me...'
>
>
>
> How do you fix a woman's
> watch?
>
> You don't. There is a clock on the
> oven.
>
>
>
> Why do men pass gas more than
> women?
>
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build
> up the required
> pressure.
>
>
>
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
> is yelling at the front door,
> who do you let in first?
>
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you
> let him in.
>
>
>
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist
> Pig?
>
> A woman who won't do what she's
> told.
>
>
>
> I married my 'Miss
> Right'.
>
> I just didn't know her first name
> was Always.
>
>
>
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
> woman's s*ex
> drive by 90% ...
>
> it's called a Wedding Cake.
>
>
>
> Why do men die before their
> wives?
>
> They want to.
>
>
>
> Women will never be equal to men
> ...
>
> until they can walk down the street with a bald head
> and a beer gut, and
> still think they are sexy.
>
>
>
>

[johnlives4christ]

chuckle

[kutaho]

So the title, Your a braver man then i
as the wife would say, 'ya gotta sleep sometime'
I wouldn't be so worried if i could figure out

where she hid the super glue