Cajun Negotiations - The Firearms Forum

artabr · 09-21-2009, 09:53 AM

Cajun Negotiation

Boudreaux wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office..... but she was dating someone else.

One day Boudreaux got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you...' The girl looked at him, then said, 'NO.'

Boudreaux said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, All the SOB had was Quarters.

(Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

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Art

woolleyworm · 09-21-2009, 08:07 PM

Good one, i hadn't heard it before

ampaterry · 09-22-2009, 07:58 AM

Hey, it could have been 20,000 pennies!

09-21-2009, 09:53 AM	#1
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Cajun Negotiations Cajun Negotiation Boudreaux wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office..... but she was dating someone else. One day Boudreaux got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you...' The girl looked at him, then said, 'NO.' Boudreaux said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, All the SOB had was Quarters. (Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. ) Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!! -->

09-21-2009, 08:07 PM	#2
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,883	Re: Cajun Negotiations Good one, i hadn't heard it before __________________ . What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? -- (on Sigourney Weaver's worry about Guns in Aliens) "Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands." "I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge Blue press." .

09-22-2009, 07:58 AM	#3
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,282	Re: Cajun Negotiations Hey, it could have been 20,000 pennies! __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder