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fedupdon · 09-21-2009, 07:39 AM

Cowboy's Honeymoon

A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,

Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.

pinecone70 · 09-21-2009, 09:37 AM

navis128 · 09-21-2009, 10:57 AM

Cowboys...gotta love 'em. They don't mix words that's for sure. Did you notice that the "wife" wasn't used to it before the wedding nite?

medicinemanwy · 09-22-2009, 04:14 PM

The bridal aint so bad, it's the sperrs take some getting used to.

09-21-2009, 07:39 AM	#1
fedupdon V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 307	cowboy Cowboy's Honeymoon A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?' The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it. -->

09-21-2009, 09:37 AM	#2
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: cowboy __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

09-21-2009, 10:57 AM	#3
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: cowboy Cowboys...gotta love 'em. They don't mix words that's for sure. Did you notice that the "wife" wasn't used to it before the wedding nite?

09-22-2009, 04:14 PM	#4
medicinemanwy Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12	Re: cowboy The bridal aint so bad, it's the sperrs take some getting used to. __________________ They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.