Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... - The Firearms Forum

fedupdon · 09-24-2009, 09:24 AM

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.''

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man-thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure..

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem"?

''It's swollen," Fred replied."

She ran out of the room.

kutaho · 09-24-2009, 10:38 AM

Nighthawk · 09-24-2009, 11:47 AM

red14 · 09-24-2009, 12:17 PM

Hey, that is not funny! It wasn't funny then. And, It is not funny now!

Well, a little funny.

OBrien · 09-24-2009, 12:19 PM

And she told me she would never tell anyone.

killbuck · 09-24-2009, 01:02 PM

LMAO!!!!!

09-24-2009, 09:24 AM	#1
fedupdon V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 307	Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... "Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'' "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man-thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem"? ''It's swollen," Fred replied." She ran out of the room. -->

09-24-2009, 10:38 AM	#2
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... ROFL __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

09-24-2009, 11:47 AM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

09-24-2009, 12:17 PM	#4
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,916	Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... Hey, that is not funny! It wasn't funny then. And, It is not funny now! Well, a little funny. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.

09-24-2009, 12:19 PM	#5
OBrien Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Bangor Maine Posts: 554	Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... And she told me she would never tell anyone.

09-24-2009, 01:02 PM	#6
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	Re: Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... LMAO!!!!!