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killbuck · 09-23-2009, 11:42 AM

Where it all began

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
'How did the human race start?'

Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
They had children; and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl went to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'

The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'

pinecone70 · 09-23-2009, 11:47 AM

Nighthawk · 09-23-2009, 03:12 PM

FTK87 · 09-23-2009, 07:32 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Insulation Tim · 09-23-2009, 08:46 PM

Lovin' it! Only here at TFF can you allude to what most people think and not lose your career.

kutaho · 09-23-2009, 10:12 PM

Monkeys

artabr · 09-24-2009, 03:16 AM

Art

Trouble 45-70 · 09-24-2009, 11:31 AM

Great response to the Darwinists.

OBrien · 09-24-2009, 03:48 PM

You can't say that that is racist!!!!!

Ok my stomach hurts I can't stop laughing.

09-23-2009, 11:42 AM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	Ancestors Where it all began A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; 'How did the human race start?' Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; They had children; and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl went to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.' The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.' -->

09-23-2009, 11:47 AM	#2
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: Ancestors __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

09-23-2009, 03:12 PM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Ancestors __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

09-23-2009, 07:32 PM	#4
FTK87 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chouteau, Oklahoma Posts: 481	Re: Ancestors ROFLMAO!!!!!!

09-23-2009, 08:46 PM	#5
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,316	Re: Ancestors Lovin' it! Only here at TFF can you allude to what most people think and not lose your career. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

09-23-2009, 10:12 PM	#6
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Ancestors Monkeys __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

09-24-2009, 03:16 AM	#7
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Ancestors Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

09-24-2009, 11:31 AM	#8
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: Ancestors Great response to the Darwinists.

09-24-2009, 03:48 PM	#9
OBrien Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Bangor Maine Posts: 554	Re: Ancestors You can't say that that is racist!!!!! Ok my stomach hurts I can't stop laughing.