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Bobitis · 11-25-2009, 05:45 PM

I didn't check the facts, but it seems plausible.

The year was 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

> Albert A. Gore, Jr..
> Hillary Rodham
> John F. Kerry
> William J. Clinton
> Howard Dean
> Nancy Pelosi
> Dianne Feinstein
> Charles E. Schumer
> Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

ponycar17 · 11-25-2009, 05:47 PM

I like it...

Lori Mick · 11-25-2009, 05:54 PM

cycloneman · 11-25-2009, 06:57 PM

Thanks Bob

I think your on to something.

red14 · 11-25-2009, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobitis

I didn't check the facts, but it seems plausible.

The year was 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

> Albert A. Gore, Jr..
> Hillary Rodham
> John F. Kerry
> William J. Clinton
> Howard Dean
> Nancy Pelosi
> Dianne Feinstein
> Charles E. Schumer
> Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now, that is a piece of investigative reporting.
Kudos Bob, you are the bomb! Awesome!

Wow, this is BIG!

Road America · 11-25-2009, 08:14 PM

I don't much like this theory, I was born in May of 47

Mrs. DCD · 11-25-2009, 08:24 PM

I'm sure Mr. Pelosi believes this! Man what a bunch of strange people if you think about it! All screwy in the head!

Vladimir · 11-26-2009, 01:49 AM

Sadly this is not true. I was actually hoping it might be because Gore was born March 31st, which is just off by one day... but Hillary was an October... of course, one cannot discount the fact that the 9 month period may be altered by alien semen...

Eddie N · 11-26-2009, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobitis

I didn't check the facts, but it seems plausible.

The year was 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

> Albert A. Gore, Jr..
> Hillary Rodham
> John F. Kerry
> William J. Clinton
> Howard Dean
> Nancy Pelosi
> Dianne Feinstein
> Charles E. Schumer
> Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

That pretty much explains it all.

wabryan1 · 11-26-2009, 05:56 AM

I almost believed it. If you could prove that Barney Frank was the sire (or damme), I could be comfortable knowing it's true.
Bill

red14 · 11-26-2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wabryan1

I almost believed it. If you could prove that Barney Frank was the sire (or damme), I could be comfortable knowing it's true.
Bill

He could well be both.

Could be a new twist on multi-tasking.

Lori Mick · 11-26-2009, 08:11 AM

ack pooey!! Barney Frank is so disgusting!!!

Hells Toy Master · 11-26-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lori Mick

ack pooey!! Barney Frank is so disgusting!!!

I like the Way Rush Mocks him.

Lori Mick · 11-26-2009, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Hells Toy Master

I like the Way Rush Mocks him.

I love that song! it totally cracks me up! The Banking Queen!! hahaha!!!

Claude Clay · 11-26-2009, 12:15 PM

so---this has nothing to do with the x-files??

right?

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once is a happenance
twice is a coincidence
thrice--id start looking for a 'cause

Lori Mick · 11-27-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Claude Clay

so---this has nothing to do with the x-files??

right?

-------------

once is a happenance
twice is a coincidence
thrice--id start looking for a 'cause

LMAO!!! nope

Trouble 45-70 · 11-28-2009, 11:11 AM

Puts me in mind of the old 50s' Horror Movie, "Village of the Damned". Maybe so.

Bobitis · 11-28-2009, 12:36 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

11-25-2009, 05:45 PM	#1
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	This explains a lot I didn't check the facts, but it seems plausible. The year was 1947 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: > Albert A. Gore, Jr.. > Hillary Rodham > John F. Kerry > William J. Clinton > Howard Dean > Nancy Pelosi > Dianne Feinstein > Charles E. Schumer > Barbara Boxer See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all -->

11-25-2009, 05:47 PM	#2
ponycar17 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Carolina Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: This explains a lot I like it... __________________ Arm yourself with intellectual Ammunition! Gunfacts 5.1 Myth-Busting Facts JustFacts.com on Gun Control Stopping Power, the Downloadable Book

11-25-2009, 05:54 PM	#3
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: This explains a lot __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

11-25-2009, 06:57 PM	#4
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,407	Re: This explains a lot Thanks Bob I think your on to something. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

11-25-2009, 08:14 PM	#6
Road America V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 177	Re: This explains a lot I don't much like this theory, I was born in May of 47

11-25-2009, 08:24 PM	#7
Mrs. DCD V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: On a beautiful little farm high up on a hill. Posts: 206	Re: This explains a lot I'm sure Mr. Pelosi believes this! Man what a bunch of strange people if you think about it! All screwy in the head! __________________ I have not yet begun to fight! -- John Paul Jones The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- George S. Patton Prepare for the unknown by studying how others in the past have coped with the unforeseeable and the unpredictable. -- George S. Patton Where you have no religion, you are sure to have no government, for as religion disappears, anarchy takes place and fixes a compleat Hell on earth till religion returns. -- Daniel Morgan

11-26-2009, 01:49 AM	#8
Vladimir Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Issaquah WA Posts: 3,558	Re: This explains a lot Sadly this is not true. I was actually hoping it might be because Gore was born March 31st, which is just off by one day... but Hillary was an October... of course, one cannot discount the fact that the 9 month period may be altered by alien semen... __________________ -JVRR меня зовут Владимир или Джеймс. Я знаю только немного русский язык (я американец, но мой пра дедушка русски). STEAM (CSS, TF2, etc): Ask me! Xbox LIVE! GT: "Vlad is Rad" PS3 PSN: "Vlad_Is_Rad"

11-26-2009, 05:56 AM	#10
wabryan1 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Western Colorado Posts: 41	Re: This explains a lot I almost believed it. If you could prove that Barney Frank was the sire (or damme), I could be comfortable knowing it's true. Bill

11-26-2009, 08:11 AM	#12
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: This explains a lot ack pooey!! Barney Frank is so disgusting!!! __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

11-26-2009, 12:15 PM	#15
Claude Clay V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Central CT Posts: 451	Re: This explains a lot so---this has nothing to do with the x-files?? right? ------------- once is a happenance twice is a coincidence thrice--id start looking for a 'cause

11-28-2009, 11:11 AM	#17
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: This explains a lot Puts me in mind of the old 50s' Horror Movie, "Village of the Damned". Maybe so.

11-28-2009, 12:36 PM	#18
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	Re: This explains a lot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all