"Man, wife duck for cover as bullets explode in oven
Published February 18, 2004 OVEN19
HOWARD, Wis. -- A man and his wife ducked behind a refrigerator when bullets began exploding in their oven, authorities say.
Capt. Craig Kohlbeck of the Brown County Sheriff's Department said the husband had put the ammunition and three handguns in the oven before the couple left on a vacation.
He told officers he thought the items would be safe there in case someone broke into the home while they were away.
After returning from their trip Tuesday, the wife turned on the oven to prepare dinner and the bullets ignited, Kohlbeck said.
No one was hurt."
Well.........so much for using the oven as a gun safe!