THE HARD-ASS COP......
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors
operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something
pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally
got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making
him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape,
the kind that doesn't come off easily - if at all.
Written in large black letters on the tape was the sentence:
'Get well soon trooper..from the nurse in the red Jeep you pulled over last week..'!!!!!
Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?