Beer, it's good for you. - The Firearms Forum

red14 · 07-01-2010, 11:10 AM

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers............
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There you go!

petesusn · 07-01-2010, 11:43 AM

I knew it...I just knew it...but nobody listened

Insulation Tim · 07-01-2010, 02:52 PM

I do miss that show !

red14 · 07-01-2010, 02:54 PM

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there,
and I'm wearin' Alpo underwear." (Norm)

navis128 · 07-01-2010, 03:14 PM

...but Norm wasn't a Postman

red14 · 07-01-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by navis128

...but Norm wasn't a Postman

No, but he was funny.

Eddie N · 07-02-2010, 11:57 PM

Time for a few (dozen) beers!!!

Ed Wagner · 07-03-2010, 07:15 PM

By Cliff's theory every Sat. night by 1 AM I AM A GENIUS.

henry77 · 07-03-2010, 10:28 PM

Beer has more food value than a glass of milk. Try to convince your Mother of that when in high school. Did not work for me.

wpage · 07-19-2010, 05:35 AM

Beer is great...
Every man on earth cant be wrong!

199er · 07-19-2010, 08:58 AM

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That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers............

and the girls always get better looking at closing time!!!

big steve · 07-19-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Eddie N

Time for a few (dozen) beers!!!

lol

07-01-2010, 11:10 AM	#1
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,914	Beer, it's good for you. One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers............ __________________ There you go! __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position. -->

07-01-2010, 11:43 AM	#2
petesusn Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, Ca. Posts: 614	Re: Beer, it's good for you. I knew it...I just knew it...but nobody listened __________________ Self Defense: A basic human right The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917. A man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile...can respond with a great deal of pride and satisfaction, "I served in the U. S. Navy." John F. Kennedy VFW Life Member

07-01-2010, 02:52 PM	#3
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,298	Re: Beer, it's good for you. I do miss that show ! __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

07-01-2010, 02:54 PM	#4
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,914	Re: Beer, it's good for you. "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearin' Alpo underwear." (Norm) __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.

07-01-2010, 03:14 PM	#5
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: Beer, it's good for you. ...but Norm wasn't a Postman __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

07-02-2010, 11:57 PM	#7
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: Beer, it's good for you. Time for a few (dozen) beers!!! __________________ September 11, 2001 Hope and Change: I hope there's some change left in my paycheck! 2012: Saying good bye to my paycheck.

07-03-2010, 07:15 PM	#8
Ed Wagner V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NW Ohio Posts: 162	Re: Beer, it's good for you. By Cliff's theory every Sat. night by 1 AM I AM A GENIUS.

07-03-2010, 10:28 PM	#9
henry77 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Wiggins, MS Posts: 202	Re: Beer, it's good for you. Beer has more food value than a glass of milk. Try to convince your Mother of that when in high school. Did not work for me. __________________ Eagle Scout NRA Life Member

07-19-2010, 05:35 AM	#10
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: Beer, it's good for you. Beer is great... Every man on earth cant be wrong! __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W