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Old 07-31-2010, 04:16 AM   #1
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Default MY BUILDING PERMIT...

I just applied for a building permit. I called it my new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim.

The City Council told me "No way!"

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

.........Work starts on Monday...
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Old 07-31-2010, 04:45 AM   #2
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Default Re: MY BUILDING PERMIT...

Arh i see the Australian way has made it to the USA ...

catchy eh!

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Old 07-31-2010, 09:41 AM   #3
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Default Re: MY BUILDING PERMIT...

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I just applied for a building permit. I called it my new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim.

The City Council told me "No way!"

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

.........Work starts on Monday...
You might be on to something here!
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