FUNNY...FUNNY...FUNNY!!!!! - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 08-15-2010, 04:24 PM

What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane...

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your Internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then look up to the
sky, or the heavens, if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the following site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

jack404 · 08-15-2010, 05:52 PM

ok i know about this joke

but if i did not you would not want to be sitting next to me and pull that

a pen through the eye at about a 10-15 degree down angle through the eyeball into the cerebellum is generally good to ensure no death reaction or twitches and i'd probably go for something like that

not smart to scare folks who dont like jihadists

rooter · 08-15-2010, 07:54 PM

Jack, you are indeed correct....The title selection I made was mocking the entire scenerio...Hell, it's like yelling FIRE...FIRE... in a crowded theater. Remember the old child hood tale about WOLF, WOLF? Most youngsters had heard the term often enough that they passed it along to their own...Chief

Old Grump · 08-16-2010, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jack404

ok i know about this joke

but if i did not you would not want to be sitting next to me and pull that

a pen through the eye at about a 10-15 degree down angle through the eyeball into the cerebellum is generally good to ensure no death reaction or twitches and i'd probably go for something like that

not smart to scare folks who dont like jihadists

Agree with the sentiment but a phillips screwdriver is easier to push and if you angle it up instead of down you go into a sinus cavity. Very painful, lots of twitching, screaming and bleeding.

That was bad of me but somehow I feel mercy and swift death is not deserving by jihadists.

jack404 · 08-16-2010, 04:50 PM

heck you'd rip the arm of the chair and beat the ()joker) to death wouldn't you ?

not a smart joke for airplanes now

shoe bombs underpants bombs , wig bombs ,, will one of the actually work ?

too scarey..

08-15-2010, 04:24 PM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,270	FUNNY...FUNNY...FUNNY!!!!! What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane... 1. Take out your laptop. 2. Slowly open your laptop. 3. Turn it on. 4. Make certain your neighbor is watching. 5. Open your Internet browser. 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then look up to the sky, or the heavens, if you will. 7. Breathe deeply and open the following site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face. __________________ -->

08-15-2010, 05:52 PM	#2
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: FUNNY...FUNNY...FUNNY!!!!! ok i know about this joke but if i did not you would not want to be sitting next to me and pull that a pen through the eye at about a 10-15 degree down angle through the eyeball into the cerebellum is generally good to ensure no death reaction or twitches and i'd probably go for something like that not smart to scare folks who dont like jihadists

08-15-2010, 07:54 PM	#3
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,270	Re: FUNNY...FUNNY...FUNNY!!!!! Jack, you are indeed correct....The title selection I made was mocking the entire scenerio...Hell, it's like yelling FIRE...FIRE... in a crowded theater. Remember the old child hood tale about WOLF, WOLF? Most youngsters had heard the term often enough that they passed it along to their own...Chief __________________

08-16-2010, 04:50 PM	#5
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: FUNNY...FUNNY...FUNNY!!!!! heck you'd rip the arm of the chair and beat the ()joker) to death wouldn't you ? not a smart joke for airplanes now shoe bombs underpants bombs , wig bombs ,, will one of the actually work ? too scarey..