FAVORITE ANIMAL - The Firearms Forum

Crpdeth · 01-29-2011, 09:33 AM

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of 'PETA'. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office, again. Again he laughed, and told me not to do it any more.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now.......

jim summers · 01-29-2011, 01:30 PM

I love chicken, i could eat that bird 5-6 times a week, anyway you want to fix it. Now i have my mouth watering, later dude.

dragman · 01-31-2011, 03:04 PM

I love beef! I go to farm shows and look at the cows and get teary eye'd just looking at those tasty critters!!!!

01-29-2011, 09:33 AM	#1
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	FAVORITE ANIMAL Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of 'PETA'. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office, again. Again he laughed, and told me not to do it any more. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now....... -->

01-29-2011, 01:30 PM	#2
jim summers Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I reside in southern Indiana, you can almost step out of my back door and be setting on Patoka Lake Posts: 1,058	Re: FAVORITE ANIMAL I love chicken, i could eat that bird 5-6 times a week, anyway you want to fix it. Now i have my mouth watering, later dude. __________________ To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required.

01-31-2011, 03:04 PM	#3
dragman V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: PA Posts: 201	Re: FAVORITE ANIMAL I love beef! I go to farm shows and look at the cows and get teary eye'd just looking at those tasty critters!!!!