The nursing home!
A bunch of old guys are sitting around the nursing home complaining about their ailments. One says:
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said a 60-year-old man. "You
always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said a 70-year-old. "When you're seventy,
you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,
sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said an 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock;
no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00
and take a dump every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Y'all be safe now, ya hear!
Without God we have no moral compass. Without Family we have no purpose. Without Guns we can not defend either our religious choice, or our family! Millwright