cow from Nebraska - The Firearms Forum

killbuck · 04-09-2011, 08:45 AM

The only cow in a small town in Colorado stopped giving milk.The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Nebraska for $200.00.

They bought the cow from Nebraska and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.

However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Nebraska ?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow in Nebraska?

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,
"My wife is from Nebraska... "

Buckshot · 04-11-2011, 02:30 AM

Ouch.

Brisk44 · 04-11-2011, 01:59 PM

hahahahahahahaha

Country101 · 04-11-2011, 02:03 PM

Mine says she was born in AR, but apparently she has fibbed.....

creektrails · 04-11-2011, 05:09 PM

Mine didnt think that joke was a bit funny......

HunterAlpha1 · 08-11-2011, 01:15 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIm-qU_d5Vg

now i know why he left nebraska

watsisname · 08-11-2011, 06:06 AM

04-09-2011, 08:45 AM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	cow from Nebraska The only cow in a small town in Colorado stopped giving milk.The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Nebraska for $200.00. They bought the cow from Nebraska and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side." The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Nebraska ?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Nebraska? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Nebraska... " -->

04-11-2011, 02:30 AM	#2
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 882	Re: cow from Nebraska Ouch. __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE

04-11-2011, 01:59 PM	#3
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: cow from Nebraska hahahahahahahaha

04-11-2011, 02:03 PM	#4
Country101 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dardanelle, AR Contributor Posts: 2,027	Re: cow from Nebraska Mine says she was born in AR, but apparently she has fibbed..... __________________ Gainfully employed= shooting somebody elses bullets and getting paid for it Country101

04-11-2011, 05:09 PM	#5
creektrails V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: bluegrass state Posts: 119	Re: cow from Nebraska Mine didnt think that joke was a bit funny...... __________________ "I've got the gold right here pa." "I'm not your paaaa"

08-11-2011, 01:15 AM	#6
HunterAlpha1 Former Guest Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Yorktown, VA Posts: 1,049	Re: cow from Nebraska http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIm-qU_d5Vg now i know why he left nebraska

08-11-2011, 06:06 AM	#7
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: cow from Nebraska