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09-15-2011, 02:03 PM
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Husband down!
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price." He never knew what hit him. 
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09-15-2011, 02:14 PM
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Re: Husband down!
hahahahaha.. But so true.
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09-15-2011, 03:49 PM
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Re: Husband down!
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09-16-2011, 03:01 PM
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Re: Husband down!
Good one!
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09-16-2011, 04:16 PM
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Re: Husband down!
LOL
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09-17-2011, 08:53 AM
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Re: Husband down!
I used to was married to her. Now her boyfriend has gotta foot the bill for her morning face.
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09-17-2011, 09:34 AM
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Re: Husband down!
Adds a new definition to the term "COLD CREAM"
OUT COLD & CREAMED |
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