31 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say - The Firearms Forum

The Duke · 09-16-2011, 04:51 PM

THE TOP 31 THINGS YOU WILLNEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog.

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians.

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

12. The tires on that truck are too big.

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate

6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. You Guys.

2. Those shorts really ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

ONE ADDITIONAL THING YOU WON'T HEAR A REDNECK SAY ON THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH....

"Honey will you change the channel from the opening game of the NFL to Obama's speech on Jobs!!!!

1 Eyed Jack · 09-16-2011, 07:28 PM

32. That Yankee, Dale Earnhardt, was the dirtiest driver in history, and he wasn't really a very good driver, neither is Jr. for that matter,

The Duke · 09-17-2011, 08:17 AM

terryu1 · 09-17-2011, 01:00 PM

Now thats funny..

Buckshot · 09-19-2011, 03:06 AM

09-16-2011, 04:51 PM	#1
The Duke Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NW Louisiana Posts: 813	31 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say THE TOP 31 THINGS YOU WILLNEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 31. When I retire, I'm movin' north. 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 7. Checkmate 6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 4. I don't have a favorite college team. 3. You Guys. 2. Those shorts really ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving! ONE ADDITIONAL THING YOU WON'T HEAR A REDNECK SAY ON THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH.... "Honey will you change the channel from the opening game of the NFL to Obama's speech on Jobs!!!! __________________ Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. -->

09-16-2011, 07:28 PM	#2
1 Eyed Jack Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 673	Re: 31 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say 32. That Yankee, Dale Earnhardt, was the dirtiest driver in history, and he wasn't really a very good driver, neither is Jr. for that matter,

09-17-2011, 08:17 AM	#3
The Duke Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NW Louisiana Posts: 813	Re: 31 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say __________________ Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

09-17-2011, 01:00 PM	#4
terryu1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NE Pennsylvania Contributor Posts: 1,265	Re: 31 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say Now thats funny.. __________________ ARMED INFIDEL

09-19-2011, 03:06 AM	#5
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 918	Re: 31 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE