Stowaway to Europe - The Firearms Forum

ka64 · 09-16-2011, 03:32 PM

A young woman is on the brooklyn bridge, about to commit suicide. A sailor sees her as she is about to jump and shouts "Wait! Don't do it! I'm leaving on a ship to Europe. I'll sneak you on board so that you can come with me and start all over!"
"Okay, I guess so" the woman says.
So he sneaks her on board and stows her away. Every night he brings her food and they have sex all night long. This goes on for 3 weeks.
One day, the captain stumbles across her in her hiding place. "What are you doing on board?" he demands.
"Well, I have an agreement with one of your crewmen. He is taking me to Europe; every night he brings me food and then we screw."
"You're certainly being screwed," said the captain, "this is the Staten Island Ferry!"

Buckshot · 09-19-2011, 03:08 AM

Yeehaw!

watsisname · 09-19-2011, 06:12 AM

09-16-2011, 03:32 PM	#1
ka64 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Michigan Contributor Posts: 1,412	Stowaway to Europe A young woman is on the brooklyn bridge, about to commit suicide. A sailor sees her as she is about to jump and shouts "Wait! Don't do it! I'm leaving on a ship to Europe. I'll sneak you on board so that you can come with me and start all over!" "Okay, I guess so" the woman says. So he sneaks her on board and stows her away. Every night he brings her food and they have sex all night long. This goes on for 3 weeks. One day, the captain stumbles across her in her hiding place. "What are you doing on board?" he demands. "Well, I have an agreement with one of your crewmen. He is taking me to Europe; every night he brings me food and then we screw." "You're certainly being screwed," said the captain, "this is the Staten Island Ferry!" -->

09-19-2011, 03:08 AM	#2
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 882	Re: Stowaway to Europe Yeehaw! __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE

09-19-2011, 06:12 AM	#3
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: Stowaway to Europe