Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims - The Firearms Forum

steve666 · 09-22-2011, 06:36 AM

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim

Brisk44 · 09-22-2011, 08:38 AM

This is so funny. love it.

Alpo · 09-22-2011, 09:06 AM

Aside from not being particularly funny, and being racist as hell (gonna tell nigger jokes next?), Jeff Foxworthy never said it.

If you're gonna post this kind of crap, try not attributing it to the wrong person.

Frontier Soldier · 09-22-2011, 01:22 PM

"That's funny right there, I don't care who you are, that's funny".
Well, whoever said it, it is still funny!

Fast Forward · 09-22-2011, 04:46 PM

Funny Stuff,,,Regardless

watsisname · 09-22-2011, 05:55 PM

Funny!!!

jstgsn · 09-22-2011, 08:37 PM

Good ones. Hey Alpo, you know what's really funny?

steve666 · 09-23-2011, 07:08 AM

What is really funny... If you can't take a joke, you are one!!!

09-22-2011, 06:36 AM	#1
steve666 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 231	Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim 11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim __________________ An armed society is a polite society. -->

09-22-2011, 08:38 AM	#2
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims This is so funny. love it.

09-22-2011, 09:06 AM	#3
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,662	Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims Aside from not being particularly funny, and being racist as hell (gonna tell nigger jokes next?), Jeff Foxworthy never said it. If you're gonna post this kind of crap, try not attributing it to the wrong person. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.

09-22-2011, 01:22 PM	#4
Frontier Soldier Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6	Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims "That's funny right there, I don't care who you are, that's funny". Well, whoever said it, it is still funny!

09-22-2011, 04:46 PM	#5
Fast Forward Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Chaska Minn Posts: 529	Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims Funny Stuff,,,Regardless

09-22-2011, 05:55 PM	#6
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims Funny!!!

09-22-2011, 08:37 PM	#7
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,273	Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims Good ones. Hey Alpo, you know what's really funny? __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you.

09-23-2011, 07:08 AM	#8
steve666 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 231	Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims What is really funny... If you can't take a joke, you are one!!! __________________ An armed society is a polite society.