New Elite Fighting Unit - The Firearms Forum

dons2346 · 09-19-2011, 10:29 AM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.
1.The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

carver · 09-19-2011, 11:52 AM

Why send so many? 50 would have been enough! More Government wastefull spending!

steve666 · 09-19-2011, 12:24 PM

There will also be a cost savings because they will provide their own clothing, food, firearms, and ammunition.

watsisname · 09-20-2011, 06:10 PM

Good one

lonewolf204 · 09-20-2011, 07:24 PM

The sad part is there is probably more truth to this than most people realize!

JohnHenry · 09-20-2011, 07:51 PM

The sad part is that our g'ment won't do it .... not politically correct !

marlin795 · 10-04-2011, 01:24 AM

Hahaha

joncutt87 · 10-04-2011, 01:26 AM

And don't forget that they tried to blow up Graceland

jack404 · 10-04-2011, 02:29 AM

i wanna see a unit made up of every politician who has served more than 2 terms and who's done deals to stay in power and not represent the people

we'd get the drop kicks outta the way , fight the damn war as it should be instead of with the stupid one sided ROE's we got , and be done in a year , not PC , but victorious and getting the rest of the world thinking twice before they try that junk elsewhere..

09-19-2011, 10:29 AM	#1
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	New Elite Fighting Unit The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists. 1.The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday. __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785 -->

09-19-2011, 11:52 AM	#2
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,255	Re: New Elite Fighting Unit Why send so many? 50 would have been enough! More Government wastefull spending! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

09-19-2011, 12:24 PM	#3
steve666 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 231	Re: New Elite Fighting Unit There will also be a cost savings because they will provide their own clothing, food, firearms, and ammunition. __________________ An armed society is a polite society.

09-20-2011, 06:10 PM	#4
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: New Elite Fighting Unit Good one

09-20-2011, 07:24 PM	#5
lonewolf204 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Oklahoma Contributor Posts: 790	Re: New Elite Fighting Unit The sad part is there is probably more truth to this than most people realize! __________________ Fear is only a word in the mind of the weak!

09-20-2011, 07:51 PM	#6
JohnHenry Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Livingston county, Michigan Posts: 1,216	Re: New Elite Fighting Unit The sad part is that our g'ment won't do it .... not politically correct ! __________________ Freedom .... Is Never Free ! We need Term Limits .... Send the "Professional Politicians" home .

10-04-2011, 01:24 AM	#7
marlin795 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Calvary Chapel Bible College; Murrieta,CA Posts: 755	Re: New Elite Fighting Unit Hahaha __________________ Native born Californian, adopted by the Great State Of Texas! PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!

10-04-2011, 01:26 AM	#8
joncutt87 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Kannapolis, NC Contributor Posts: 1,419	Re: New Elite Fighting Unit And don't forget that they tried to blow up Graceland __________________ Four words to live by: aequitas, veritas, decus, sacrificium

10-04-2011, 02:29 AM	#9
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: New Elite Fighting Unit i wanna see a unit made up of every politician who has served more than 2 terms and who's done deals to stay in power and not represent the people we'd get the drop kicks outta the way , fight the damn war as it should be instead of with the stupid one sided ROE's we got , and be done in a year , not PC , but victorious and getting the rest of the world thinking twice before they try that junk elsewhere..