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Old 09-30-2011, 10:20 AM   #1
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Default Spiritual Help

As I was driving home this week worrying about all the krap going on in Washington and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said:



NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787





Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.


A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
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Old 09-30-2011, 10:22 AM   #2
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thats great
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:47 AM   #3
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Very Nice, Did he bring his sister Julio?
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:48 AM   #5
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Mack: Shame what this town's come to.
Charley Waite: You could do something about it.
Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper.
Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you?
Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.
Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.
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