seeing eye dog...
A blind man at 8th and Market was waiting for a bus when his seeing eye dog raised a leg and peed on the blind man's leg. The blind man immediately reached into his pocket and pulled out a treat and offered it to a dog. A cop that had seen the entire incident asked the blind man why he would offer a treat to a dog that had just peed on him?
The blind man said, ďAs soon as I find out which end his head is on, Iím going to kick his a$$.Ē
Donít pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you.