Cat Bath Instructions - The Firearms Forum

ofitg · 10-30-2011, 07:09 PM

1. Put both lids of the toilet up.
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

jack404 · 10-30-2011, 07:15 PM

and if on the second flush the cat aint to be found ?

geds · 10-30-2011, 09:51 PM

Wooo! One of the best yet!

jstgsn · 10-31-2011, 02:41 AM

watch what happens if you don't get out of the way. turn the sound on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KFUImd6z5k

Carne Frio · 10-31-2011, 09:04 AM

Go Pinky ! If you want to use the latest technology to wash your cat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus

jstgsn · 10-31-2011, 11:08 AM

this might help...

Country101 · 11-01-2011, 09:08 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!! I love the cat carrier! Dont think my wife would though.

...........or the cat for that matter....

carver · 11-01-2011, 09:23 AM

You just can't figure out an animal! Cats are good swimmers, so why do the hate the water so much? My dogs act like the cats do when it comes to bath time. I chain em to a tree so they won't hurt me when I bathe them! You'ld think I was killing them! Yet they will go down to the pond, and swim around every chance they get!

geds · 11-02-2011, 04:45 PM

Still enjoying this one!

vytoland · 11-02-2011, 06:10 PM

soap em up n flush em down watch de kitty go round n round

Buckshot · 11-07-2011, 01:22 AM

Dishwasher works too.

watsisname · 11-07-2011, 05:35 AM

10-30-2011, 07:09 PM	#1
ofitg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Contributor Posts: 1,447	Cat Bath Instructions 1. Put both lids of the toilet up. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog -->

10-30-2011, 07:15 PM	#2
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: Cat Bath Instructions and if on the second flush the cat aint to be found ?

10-30-2011, 09:51 PM	#3
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Cat Bath Instructions Wooo! One of the best yet!

10-31-2011, 02:41 AM	#4
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,277	Re: Cat Bath Instructions watch what happens if you don't get out of the way. turn the sound on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KFUImd6z5k __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you.

10-31-2011, 09:04 AM	#5
Carne Frio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Near Fairbanks Posts: 699	Re: Cat Bath Instructions Go Pinky ! If you want to use the latest technology to wash your cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus

10-31-2011, 11:08 AM	#6
jstgsn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Milford, Delaware Contributor Posts: 1,277	Re: Cat Bath Instructions this might help... __________________ Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he will just kill you. Last edited by jstgsn; 04-21-2013 at 06:58 PM..

11-01-2011, 09:08 AM	#7
Country101 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dardanelle, AR Contributor Posts: 2,029	Re: Cat Bath Instructions HAHAHAHA!!!! I love the cat carrier! Dont think my wife would though. ...........or the cat for that matter.... __________________ Gainfully employed= shooting somebody elses bullets and getting paid for it Country101

11-01-2011, 09:23 AM	#8
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,288	Re: Cat Bath Instructions You just can't figure out an animal! Cats are good swimmers, so why do the hate the water so much? My dogs act like the cats do when it comes to bath time. I chain em to a tree so they won't hurt me when I bathe them! You'ld think I was killing them! Yet they will go down to the pond, and swim around every chance they get! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

11-02-2011, 04:45 PM	#9
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Cat Bath Instructions Still enjoying this one!

11-07-2011, 01:22 AM	#11
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 884	Re: Cat Bath Instructions Dishwasher works too. __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE

11-07-2011, 05:35 AM	#12
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: Cat Bath Instructions