Nick Sabins House in Heaven
After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour.
He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging
from the front porch.
"This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their
own houses up here."
Nick looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on
top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble
columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line both sides
of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble columns.
"Thanks for the house, God," Nick says. "But let me ask you a question. I
get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Les Miles gets a
mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is
God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Nick, that's not
Miles's house. That's mine."
Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.