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BullShoot · 11-09-2011, 11:00 AM

THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck
up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and
said "So why are you here ? "

The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the
curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed
in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "

" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon
it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " Why are you here?"

The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But
I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners'
couch."

" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired.

" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?

"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a
pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's
nuts off for you too, huh ?"

The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "

geds · 11-09-2011, 11:53 AM

Off to the vet to get tutored!

Insulation Tim · 11-09-2011, 03:30 PM

BINGO...got to show this to the wife when she gets home.

raven818 · 11-09-2011, 06:32 PM

I am lucky to have a mother-in-law I have gotten along with for the past 32 years. I figured she needed a good laugh. And, this is a good laugh. Sent it on.

watsisname · 11-10-2011, 04:10 PM

11-09-2011, 11:00 AM	#1
BullShoot V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: missouri ozarks Contributor Posts: 445	Three Dogs THREE DOGS AT THE VET... Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said "So why are you here ? " The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? " " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down." The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " Why are you here?" The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch." " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired. " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here? "I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?" The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! " -->

11-09-2011, 11:53 AM	#2
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Three Dogs Off to the vet to get tutored!

11-09-2011, 03:30 PM	#3
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,300	Re: Three Dogs BINGO...got to show this to the wife when she gets home. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

11-09-2011, 06:32 PM	#4
raven818 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jax, Fl. Contributor Posts: 4,423	Re: Three Dogs I am lucky to have a mother-in-law I have gotten along with for the past 32 years. I figured she needed a good laugh. And, this is a good laugh. Sent it on. __________________ Firearms and Salt Water Fishing Retired 42 Years LEO

11-10-2011, 04:10 PM	#5
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: Three Dogs