You've probably heard this one
"On A Roll"
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps
table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and
wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single
roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she strips naked from her neck down,
and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs
new clothes!" Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON!
Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging
each of the dealers.
With that she picks up her money and clothes and
quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other
dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did
she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"