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12-19-2011, 03:02 PM
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You'll Never See These Ads Again
  Just thought I'd Put these out there for fun!I hope you enjoy! |
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12-19-2011, 03:47 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Aahhhh!!!!!!
Those wonderful days before "political correctness". 
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12-19-2011, 03:58 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Slip a Sanitized Tapeworm into your wife's Cola, and you'll have her loosing those extra pounds overnight. And, be sure to add a Hoover to her day. You too can enjoy her side effects, with a well cleaned carpet.
Show your love for her with ice cold Blatz Beer. She, and the kids will thank you for it.
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12-19-2011, 05:52 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Cocaine Toothache Drops... lmao.
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12-19-2011, 06:30 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Holy cow! Wife didn't think they were as funny as I did
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12-19-2011, 06:56 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Those were good. Funny thing is,......I remember seeing them on t.v. lol
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12-19-2011, 07:53 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Times are a changin.....
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12-19-2011, 08:59 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Great stuf!
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12-19-2011, 09:18 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
You know a woman gets mad if you give her tools for house, but most men
would love to get tools for gifts. Don't understand 
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12-19-2011, 09:35 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
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12-20-2011, 10:54 AM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
I kid my wife. She managed to keep a birthday card from 1967. It says "We hope you have a gay and Happy Birthday".
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12-20-2011, 06:31 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
A chubbie on a gay cruise?
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12-20-2011, 06:48 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Dang where the heck did you find those?
Good ones tho! Capt. Mac
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12-20-2011, 08:07 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
Man those must have been the days!
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12-20-2011, 08:30 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
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12-20-2011, 09:06 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
My wife is a nutritionist working with women, infants and children. Boy did she go off when she saw the Blaz Beer and Soda for Toddlers ads!
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12-20-2011, 10:44 PM
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Re: You'll Never See These Ads Again
When I was in High School the guy's would say "Let's go out back and have a fag"! Now that sounds very disgusting and dirty!
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