Jewish Taxicab Driver - The Firearms Forum

killbuck · 12-26-2011, 09:17 AM

A drunk woman, completely naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old man said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, det vould not be proper vair I come from".

She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He said, "Vell, I am looking and I'm looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride."

geds · 12-26-2011, 10:04 AM

Probably a credit card since they slide down a slot

Grizz · 12-26-2011, 11:00 PM

LOL nice one!

Capt Mac Turk · 12-27-2011, 10:02 AM

good one

Capt. Mac

watsisname · 12-27-2011, 11:13 AM

12-26-2011, 09:17 AM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	Jewish Taxicab Driver A drunk woman, completely naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The old man said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, det vould not be proper vair I come from". She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you doing then?" He said, "Vell, I am looking and I'm looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride." -->

12-26-2011, 10:04 AM	#2
geds Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,706	Re: Jewish Taxicab Driver Probably a credit card since they slide down a slot

12-26-2011, 11:00 PM	#3
Grizz Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 666	Re: Jewish Taxicab Driver LOL nice one!

12-27-2011, 10:02 AM	#4
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	Re: Jewish Taxicab Driver good one Capt. Mac __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them

12-27-2011, 11:13 AM	#5
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 526	Re: Jewish Taxicab Driver