Another Dumb Blond - The Firearms Forum

Capt Mac Turk · 12-31-2011, 04:56 PM

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general.

..and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister!

I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

Capt. Mac

Insulation Tim · 12-31-2011, 05:05 PM

You're the bright spot to many of my days, Cap'n. Keep 'em coming.

DerAfrikanerkai · 12-31-2011, 05:28 PM

Two Dumb Blondes in a Pub, Sitting at a table on the side putting together a Jigsaw puzzle,One yells 4 weeks at the top of her voice,and get those assholes at the bar all a drink , A guy sitting there asks the Bartender what the buzz wuz, he said they've been doing that for near a month now ,and I don't have the heart to ask ,what with all the free drinks ,and all. So the Guy goes to the table and asks the Poontwins why are you shouting 4 WEEKS every time you put in a puzzle piece. The Mouthy one says" Look at the side of the box , it says 2-4 years ,and we are gonna get it finished in 4 WEEKS , You drunken asshole, so Git !!!!

Cheers,Eric

raven818 · 12-31-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Mac Turk

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general.

..and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister!

I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

Stole it, and sent it on...funny stuff.

Brisk44 · 12-31-2011, 06:22 PM

So Mac I see you're still tryin to up your count.

Capt Mac Turk · 12-31-2011, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Insulation Tim

You're the bright spot to many of my days, Cap'n. Keep 'em coming.

Thanks Tim I allways was the Class Clown!

I just found some GREAT pictures but dont know how to add then here Till Momma gets home! But There comm'in next !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by RAVEN818

Stole it, and sent it on...funny stuff.

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Originally Posted by Brisk44

So Mac I see you're still tryin to up your count.

Nope Brisk I'm so EXCITED about this Drawing~~

I CANT SLEEP!!!

Capt. Mac

12-31-2011, 04:56 PM	#1
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	Another Dumb Blond A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general. ..and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!" Capt. Mac __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them --> Last edited by Capt Mac Turk; 12-31-2011 at 04:58 PM..

12-31-2011, 05:05 PM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,315	Re: Another Dumb Blond You're the bright spot to many of my days, Cap'n. Keep 'em coming. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

12-31-2011, 05:28 PM	#3
DerAfrikanerkai Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Blomfontein, Free Orange , S.Africa Posts: 8	Re: Another Dumb Blond Two Dumb Blondes in a Pub, Sitting at a table on the side putting together a Jigsaw puzzle,One yells 4 weeks at the top of her voice,and get those assholes at the bar all a drink , A guy sitting there asks the Bartender what the buzz wuz, he said they've been doing that for near a month now ,and I don't have the heart to ask ,what with all the free drinks ,and all. So the Guy goes to the table and asks the Poontwins why are you shouting 4 WEEKS every time you put in a puzzle piece. The Mouthy one says" Look at the side of the box , it says 2-4 years ,and we are gonna get it finished in 4 WEEKS , You drunken asshole, so Git !!!! Cheers,Eric __________________ "That which is Banned, Soon becomes Precious" (many people) "Are we gonna bury these assholes,Josey?, Buzzards Gotta eat , same as worms, leave em"(Clint Eastwood)

12-31-2011, 06:22 PM	#5
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: Another Dumb Blond So Mac I see you're still tryin to up your count.