If you watch television much, you've seen the Gateway Cow and by now are
probably becoming slightly annoyed with the thing. If you feel like 97 million
other Americans, you'll be happy to know that the Gateway Cow has been shot!
The official reason is that he contracted "Hoof and Mouth" disease.
Inside sources report a different story, however, indicating the
Gateway Cow was shot because he attacked the farmer with the Dell.
Capt. Mac Turk
U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master
Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic"
"And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus
Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21
keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey!
Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11
They can take my guns
they pry my cold dead fingers off them