the Confused Defendant - The Firearms Forum

Capt Mac Turk · 12-31-2011, 10:18 PM

At the conclusion of a criminal trial in a high profile bank robbery case,
the judge turned to the jury foreman and asked if the jury had reached a verdict.
"Yes, we have, your honor," replied the foreman.

"Would you pass it to me, please," the judge said, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.

The judge read the slip, gave it back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman, and instructed the foreman, "Please read the verdict to the court."

"We, the jury, find the defendant Not Guilty on all three counts of bank robbery," the foreman stated.
Upon hearing the verdict, the defendant's family and friends jumped for joy, hugging each other as they shouted expressions of divine gratitude.

The defendant's attorney turned to him and asked, "So, what do you think of that?"

With a bewildered look on his face, the defendant replied,

"I'm very confused. Does this mean I have to give all the money back?"

Capt. Mac

12-31-2011, 10:18 PM	#1
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	the Confused Defendant At the conclusion of a criminal trial in a high profile bank robbery case, the judge turned to the jury foreman and asked if the jury had reached a verdict. "Yes, we have, your honor," replied the foreman. "Would you pass it to me, please," the judge said, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him. The judge read the slip, gave it back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman, and instructed the foreman, "Please read the verdict to the court." "We, the jury, find the defendant Not Guilty on all three counts of bank robbery," the foreman stated. Upon hearing the verdict, the defendant's family and friends jumped for joy, hugging each other as they shouted expressions of divine gratitude. The defendant's attorney turned to him and asked, "So, what do you think of that?" With a bewildered look on his face, the defendant replied, "I'm very confused. Does this mean I have to give all the money back?" Capt. Mac __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them -->