Yo Mama's So Dumb
... psychics only charge half price to read her mind.
... she saw a sign saying 'clean restrooms ahead', so she did.
... she bought a donut and took it back because it had a hole in it.
... she took a pregnancy test and failed!
... she broke into a furniture store and slept on the floor.
Capt. Mac Turk
U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master
Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic"
"And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus
Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21
keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey!
Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11
They can take my guns
they pry my cold dead fingers off them