The Blond trying to sell her old Car & 2 other short ones - The Firearms Forum

Capt Mac Turk · 12-31-2011, 09:40 PM

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250, 000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter on your car back to 50, 000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore. "The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde,

"Did you sell your car?

"No," replied the blonde, "why should I?~~It only has 50, 000 miles on it!"

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Why are dumb blonde jokes one line
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So men can understand them.

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What do you call a smart blond?
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A golden retriever!

Capt. Mac (Part time T F F class Clown)

watsisname · 01-01-2012, 11:49 AM

Brisk44 · 01-01-2012, 12:11 PM

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12-31-2011, 09:40 PM	#1
Capt Mac Turk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: So Fla-- NO place to Shoot AKA "TFF" Posting Clown Posts: 835	The Blond trying to sell her old Car & 2 other short ones A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250, 000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter on your car back to 50, 000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore. "The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car? "No," replied the blonde, "why should I?~~It only has 50, 000 miles on it!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why are dumb blonde jokes one line . . So men can understand them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you call a smart blond? . . A golden retriever! Capt. Mac *(Part time T F F class Clown)* __________________ Capt. Mac Turk U.S.C.G.-100 Ton-Unlimited Master Fair winds & Following Sea's (My pops line) ~"Little Miss Magic" "And the sea will grant each man new hope,His sleep brings dreams of home" Captain Marko Ramius Christopher Columbus Member of D.A.D.D. till she's 21 keep your scuppers dry and your bilge pumped - ahoy, matey! Quoted by Jim Hauff 10-6-11 NRA member They can take my guns after, they pry my cold dead fingers off them -->

01-01-2012, 11:49 AM	#2
watsisname Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 522	Re: The Blond trying to sell her old Car & 2 other short ones

01-01-2012, 12:11 PM	#3
Brisk44 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Iowa Contributor Posts: 1,747	Re: The Blond trying to sell her old Car & 2 other short ones HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA